Didn't get to watch the Royal Rumble? Don't sweat it. You will be glad to hear that you didn't waste the 50 dollars on that garbage. I watched the Championship matches before the Royal Rumble. They were decent but not interesting.

The Royal Rumble had a decent start. I jumped out of my seat when John Morrison almost got eliminated. When he was pushed off the end of the ring, he jumped on the fuckin rail!! Since his feet didn't touched floor, he wasn't eliminated. In fact, he walked on the rail on jump across the floor onto the steel steps. That was fuckin awesome but all for nothing because he got eliminated 2 minutes later.

Then eventually there was only 4 people in the ring. Not wrestling because they are in the same faction. CM punk and the other guys from Nexus. But they eliminated people 1 by 1 as soon as they got in the ring. "This Royal Rumble is going to suck if this keeps happening" I thought. I wanted see fuckin 20 wrestlers in the fuckin ring at once! Well anyway that went on for a while. Then it was John Cena and Hornswoggle in the ring. That was a fuckin joke I didnt find funny.

I haven't been keeping up with wrestling for the last 6 months. There were way too many fuckin new wrestlers i've never heard of in the Royal Rumble. Thats bullshit. In fact the Last 4 people in the ring were John Cena, Randy Orton and 2 guys I didnt know the names of. I thought "Well this just fuckin terrific for a finale (sarcastic). I dont even know there fuckin names. That how big they are and there in the last 4."

I would have been happy with John Cena or Randy Orton winning. Randy Orton is a fuckin amazing wrestler. John Cena only has 5 wrestling moves but hell somehow he makes it work. Hell I would have been happy with Fuckin Santino Marella Winning. In Fact, I was pissed that Alberto (whatever his name is) was the last 1 in the ring. But when Santino got in the ring, I was like "Oh fuck please Jesus give me this, Let Santino win because this nobody doesnt deserve it." and it looked liked it was going to happen. But... I got fucked over on that 1 too. Santino should have won. Why?... Because if your just going to make a joke of Royal Rumble, Then make it funny.

After Alberto through Santino out of the ring. I was waiting for something else to happen. Some one else to go into the ring or the GM sending an email with another stipulation. Fuck! something! ... But no. Alberto is the winner. Alberto. Someone I've never heard. Probably someone wrestling for 6 months. Fuckin no wonder nobody likes wrestling anymore.

On the bright side. 2 of my favorite wreslter came back. Diesel (or Kevin Nash) and Booker T!
Im stoked about that but this is the shittiest fuckin Royal Rumble i've ever seen. Who ever wrote the storyline for this Royal Rumble needs to join the Vince McMahon Kiss my ass club and get Fired! Hell he/she needs to be the 1st to be in the "Vince McMahon Kiss my TAINT club!